Today, as Sweden mourns the losses from yesterday’s attacks by the Bowling Green Terrorists, we must all join in solidarity in blaming Muslims for all the evil of the world.

When will the #fakepress-ident finally cover these attacks and remove the hoods from our eyes?


These attacks have resulted not only in great death and destruction but a shortage of Mediterranean vegetables ( ), interrupted an amateur baking contest in Israel (, and forced Ikea stores to remove random parts from products to build sturdy defenses for their store. (

Thankfully, golfing at Mir-a-Lago remains unaffected.